Friday, August 26, 2005

Another cute one from Lori!
I colored my favorite ones blue.
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Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember,
Moses
started out as a basket case

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -
until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers .

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.


The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
but
mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end,you'll find God lives there.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle
of the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

God Himself does not propose to judge man until he is dead.
So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
make which one they don't attend.


A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.


We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the CROSS, not the CURVE.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Copilot - swap seats!

PRAYER : Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not
protect
you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

GOD PROMISES A SAFE LANDING ...NOT A CALM PASSAGE.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really like the back of the church, LOL!

DD said...
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DD said...

lol..better in the back to see everything that's goin on...I agree...and I know I shouldn't be judgmental (judge not, let I be judged!) but here goes... I really prefer the people like you who sit at the back of the church, rather than the ones who ALWAYS sit at the front...I mean, UNLESS of course they have sight or hearing issues...there are always some that strike me as sitting right up front to make sure THEY are noticed.

 

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