Wednesday, May 11, 2005

If you can use a good laugh, make sure you sign up for the Onion Weekly Dispatch at
Here is a good example of their fake news. I don't know about you, but I desperately needed some humor today!



Senators Lured Back To Emergency Session By Promise Of Free Pizza
WASHINGTON, DC—U.S. senators from both parties, tired and eager to go home to their families after a hard day of legislation, were enticed back into the Senate chamber for an emergency budget session Tuesday by the promise of Little Caesars. "I know it's been a long day, but if you stay late, there's gonna be pizza," said Majority Whip Mitch McConnell at 9:30 p.m. "Don't tell [Senate Majority Leader Bill] Frist, but stick around, and I'll make sure you all get an extra order of Crazy Bread with sauce." The senators only relented when McConnell promised that if they hammered out the budget by 1 a.m., they could rent Glengarry Glen Ross and watch it in the hearing room.

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