Friday, May 27, 2005

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk
Sent to me by Kathie of http://www.hittbiz.com/

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got
here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice
Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. " ... in God's name, Amen."

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