Pencil Portraits Drawn From Photos - Pencil Portrait Artist Darla Dixon

I didn't write this one, but I love it!



EVERYONE REPEAT THIS WITH ME:



Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's

Secret doesn't know

anything about a gift certificate they're supposed

to send me, and Ford

will not give me a 50% discount even if I HAVE

forwarded my e-mail to more

than 50 people. I will NEVER receive gift

certificates, coupons or freebies

from Coke Cola, Cracker Barrel, or Old Navy if I

send this to 10 people who

don't know who I am anyway.



My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward

this. There is NO SUCH

THING as an Email tracker, and I am not STUPID

enough to think that someone

will send me $100 for forwarding this to 10 or more

people.



There is no kid with cancer through the "Make a

Wish" program in collecting

anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old. He is now

cancer free and 35 years

old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POSTCARDS, CALLING

CARDS OR GET WELL CARDS!



The government does not have a bill in congress

called 601B (or whatever

they named it this week) that, if passed, will

enable them to charge us 5

cents for every e-mail we send.



There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,

colorful flower, character,

or program I will receive immediately after I

forward this. People are just

trying to talk me into doing it to make me look like

a fool.



The American Red Cross will not donate 50 cents to a

certain individual

dying of some never heard of before disease for

every email address I send

this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations,

they don't donate!



And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into

sending things on to my

friends for fear they will think I am not their

friend...or by telling me I

have no conscience or don't believe in JESUS CHRIST.



Now, repeat this until you've memorized it and then

send it along to at

least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or

you will be constipated!